|Goes well with saltine crackers.|
I called the president of my local elementary school board last night to complain about the school lunches. I don't think that they are nutritious or delicious. Most importantly, delicious. Because what really matters in life? Food that tastes good or food that is good for you? Answer: Neither! It is food that is good for your soul. Or for soldiers. Whatever, all I know is that one time I ate a book that said Chicken Soul for the Soul. I have never had such well-formed bowel movements in my life.